Thursday, January 24, 2013
If I Were In Charge...
If I were in charge of my class, first, I would let everybody have delicious gum; if they promised to chew with their mouths closed and to not blow bubbles. Then I would let everybody vote if we should stay inside or go outside everyday. I would also let everybody wear hats if they wanted to. I would definitely assign school only on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I would never assign dreadful homework either. That is all of the things I would do if I were in charge of my class.
Friday, January 11, 2013
The Best Christmas Gifts Ever!
December 29, 2012
The Drive
"Dad," I whined, "what is it?"
"If I told you, would it be much of a surprise?" He replied. I didn't reply back.
Instead, I answered a question with a question, "Can you at least give me a hint?"
He thought about it, and then gave the quickest answer possible, "No."
"Fine," I said stubbornly, "I'll ask later."
Later on, I asked again and I got the same stupid answer.
The Present
"Dad, why are we at Grandpa Dave's house?" I questioned.
He sighed and said, "We are here because I want you to open this present first."
"Is it the one I was asking about in the car?" I blurted.
"Yes," he said.
I sighed and yelled dramatically, "FINALLY!"
When we got inside I immediately started looking for a special looking present. To my surprise, it wasn't hidden at all! The shiny, silver present was sitting on the counter top. I rushed over and asked, "Can I please open it now?"
"Tear to your heart's content!" declared Hilary, my step mom.
"Yay!" I screamed delightedly. I ripped the beautiful wrapping paper off of it and opened the box, only to find another smaller box. I opened that box and found another box. I was starting to get frustrated. I opened that box and I finally found the present. IT WAS AN IPOD TOUCH FOURTH GENERATION! I screamed and hugged Hilary and Dad and said thank you about a hundred times at least.
The Christmas Party
"Knock knock!" said Hilary goofily.
We heard shuffling and the door opened to reveal my step-aunt Lynn.
"Welcome!" she exclaimed. Then she came over and gave everybody a warm, perfume-scented hug. When I looked past her, I could see that everybody that intended to come, came. I walked past Lynn and stooped down to pet Molly, the snowy-white Maltese. In return, she gave me a wet, doggy kiss. I laughed and walked over to the table to sit down. Once I was sitting, everybody immediately swarmed me like a swarm of bees. Who could blame them? They hadn't seen me since Thanks Giving!
"How are you?" asked Grandma Hahn kindly.
I looked at her and replied, "I'm fine, how are you?"
"Excellent," she declared.
"Who's ready to eat?" Lynn shouted, "I made chicken!"
After everybody ate, Lynn declared, "Present time!"
I ended up getting everything I need for my iPod, pink, sparkly headphones, a blue, rainbow polka-dotted case, iTunes gift cards, and pink texting gloves.
I ended up getting everything I need for my iPod, pink, sparkly headphones, a blue, rainbow polka-dotted case, iTunes gift cards, and pink texting gloves.
THE END
Friday, January 4, 2013
Sirus' Mission
December 22, 2011
The huge, black Newfoundland named Sirus woke up and immediately smelled the humans' mouth-watering breakfast. He stretched sleepily and yawned. Then he found Kandi the calico cat sleeping on her white, fluffy blanket. He really wanted to wake the calico and chase it, but the aroma of his family's delicious breakfast was overwhelming. He walked down the steep stairs in a trance. He snapped out of his trance long enough to notice that the beautiful, white Christmas angel wasn't on top of the fake tree in the living room. He tried warning the humans with his low, deep bark, but all it did was wake up baby Gwendalynne. Baby Gwendalynne was Quin's niece, she was staying here for the night. Feeling frustrated, he forgot all about their succulent breakfast and went back to sleep.
December 23, 2011
"ARRRGH!!!" huffed Renesmee, "THE CHRISTMAS ANGEL IS GONE!!!"
Sirus jumped up from his evening nap in alarm and growled. When he noticed there weren't any intruders, he relaxed and looked at Renesmee.
She looked at Sirus and hollered, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, IF YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN LAZY, YOU COULD HAVE WATCHED FOR INTRUDERS AND THAT WAS MY FAMILY HEIRLOOM!!!
"Calm down, honey," said Quin soothingly.
"I'M NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN, QUIN," screamed Renesmee, "EVER SINCE THAT MONGREL," she pointed at Sirus, "SHOWED UP, MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED!!!"
Then she stormed up the stairs and shut the door so hard, the house shook.
Late that night Sirus fell asleep and woke up frequently because he had a terrible nightmare, little did he know that it was going to come true….
December 24, 2011
Renesmee stormed down the rickety stairs and went into Quin's office. He was making blueprints for a beautiful house on his computer.
Quin turns around and asks, "What, honey?"
"I WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT DISGUSTING DOG TO THE POUND!" screeched Renesmee dramatically.
"Honey, are you sure?" questioned Quin.
"I'M AS SURE AS YOU WERE WHEN YOU DECIDED TO MOVE HERE!" she declared grumpily.
"Okay, if you say so, my love." Then Quin got up and called, "Here boy, come here boy! Whistle, whistle!" Then the gigantic Newfoundland came bounding through the hallway and jumped on him and barked as if to say, "I'm here, I'm here! What do you want?"
"We're going to the pound boy!" Quin tried to say excitedly, but Sirus was too smart for him. Sirus was going to put his sweet, puppy-dog face on, but Quin was already holding on to his thick, red collar and directing him towards the French doors.
Sirus began howling. It seemed like he had been at the pound for hours. He tried unlocking the cage with his huge, black nose. "Click!" he had done it, he had unlocked the cage! He was so happy he almost yelped with joy, but then he remembered this place was crawling with human strangers. He leaped out of the cage and landed on the ground with a big thud! He looked around the filthy dog pound. Once he assured himself that there weren't any humans suspicious of his presence, he ran towards the door and out into the fresh, open air. He took a big whiff of the air to see if anything threatening was nearby. When there wasn't, he sprinted down the sidewalk and towards his companions' house.
Meanwhile, Sirus' family was on the phone talking to the dog catcher of the pound where Quin left Sirus.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HE RAN AWAY!?'" screamed Renesmee furiously. Then she hung up the phone.
While Renesmee was screeching at the dog catcher, Sirus was half way home when he smelled the scrumptious odor of a half-eaten donut in the garbage can. He skidded to a stop and went into an alley where he thought the delicious donut might be. He knocked over the garbage can and rifled through the garbage. Then he stopped. He found his families beautiful, white Christmas Angel! He picked it up and rushed to his home.
When he got to his family's home Renesmee forgave him and he gave her a big, wet, doggy kiss on her cheek in return.
The huge, black Newfoundland named Sirus woke up and immediately smelled the humans' mouth-watering breakfast. He stretched sleepily and yawned. Then he found Kandi the calico cat sleeping on her white, fluffy blanket. He really wanted to wake the calico and chase it, but the aroma of his family's delicious breakfast was overwhelming. He walked down the steep stairs in a trance. He snapped out of his trance long enough to notice that the beautiful, white Christmas angel wasn't on top of the fake tree in the living room. He tried warning the humans with his low, deep bark, but all it did was wake up baby Gwendalynne. Baby Gwendalynne was Quin's niece, she was staying here for the night. Feeling frustrated, he forgot all about their succulent breakfast and went back to sleep.
December 23, 2011
"ARRRGH!!!" huffed Renesmee, "THE CHRISTMAS ANGEL IS GONE!!!"
Sirus jumped up from his evening nap in alarm and growled. When he noticed there weren't any intruders, he relaxed and looked at Renesmee.
She looked at Sirus and hollered, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, IF YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN LAZY, YOU COULD HAVE WATCHED FOR INTRUDERS AND THAT WAS MY FAMILY HEIRLOOM!!!
"Calm down, honey," said Quin soothingly.
"I'M NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN, QUIN," screamed Renesmee, "EVER SINCE THAT MONGREL," she pointed at Sirus, "SHOWED UP, MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED!!!"
Then she stormed up the stairs and shut the door so hard, the house shook.
Late that night Sirus fell asleep and woke up frequently because he had a terrible nightmare, little did he know that it was going to come true….
December 24, 2011
Renesmee stormed down the rickety stairs and went into Quin's office. He was making blueprints for a beautiful house on his computer.
Quin turns around and asks, "What, honey?"
"I WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT DISGUSTING DOG TO THE POUND!" screeched Renesmee dramatically.
"Honey, are you sure?" questioned Quin.
"I'M AS SURE AS YOU WERE WHEN YOU DECIDED TO MOVE HERE!" she declared grumpily.
"Okay, if you say so, my love." Then Quin got up and called, "Here boy, come here boy! Whistle, whistle!" Then the gigantic Newfoundland came bounding through the hallway and jumped on him and barked as if to say, "I'm here, I'm here! What do you want?"
"We're going to the pound boy!" Quin tried to say excitedly, but Sirus was too smart for him. Sirus was going to put his sweet, puppy-dog face on, but Quin was already holding on to his thick, red collar and directing him towards the French doors.
Sirus began howling. It seemed like he had been at the pound for hours. He tried unlocking the cage with his huge, black nose. "Click!" he had done it, he had unlocked the cage! He was so happy he almost yelped with joy, but then he remembered this place was crawling with human strangers. He leaped out of the cage and landed on the ground with a big thud! He looked around the filthy dog pound. Once he assured himself that there weren't any humans suspicious of his presence, he ran towards the door and out into the fresh, open air. He took a big whiff of the air to see if anything threatening was nearby. When there wasn't, he sprinted down the sidewalk and towards his companions' house.
Meanwhile, Sirus' family was on the phone talking to the dog catcher of the pound where Quin left Sirus.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HE RAN AWAY!?'" screamed Renesmee furiously. Then she hung up the phone.
While Renesmee was screeching at the dog catcher, Sirus was half way home when he smelled the scrumptious odor of a half-eaten donut in the garbage can. He skidded to a stop and went into an alley where he thought the delicious donut might be. He knocked over the garbage can and rifled through the garbage. Then he stopped. He found his families beautiful, white Christmas Angel! He picked it up and rushed to his home.
When he got to his family's home Renesmee forgave him and he gave her a big, wet, doggy kiss on her cheek in return.
THE END
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