Wednesday, October 31, 2012

If You Give a Giraffe a Bath

     If you give a giraffe a bubbly bath, she'll ask for some sudsy soap. When you give her some sudsy soap, she'll ask for a squeaky rubber duck. When you give her a squeaky rubber duck, she'll ask for a fuzzy bathrobe. When you give her a fuzzy bathrobe, she'll ask for a mirror to see how she looks. When you give her a mirror, she'll look in it and see that her dirty hooves need a trim. When you get her a nail clipper and she's done clipping her dirty hooves, she'll ask for some pink nail polish. When you give her some pink nail polish, she'll want you to paint your nails too. When your done painting your perfect nails, she'll ask for a comfy bed because she's exhausted. When you show her the guest rooms comfy bed, she'll ask for your favorite teddy bear. When you give her your favorite teddy bear, she'll ask for you to tell her your favorite story. When you've told her your favorite story, she'll realize she's all dirty, and chances are, when she's dirty she'll ask for a bath.

The End

Monday, October 29, 2012

My Morning Routine

     Every living thing on Earth has a morning routine. Mine is about forty minutes long. Here is what I do the second I get up:
     The first thing I do is turn my annoying pink alarm clock off. Then I ask my mom about the weather. After that I get my beautiful clothes on. The fourth thing I do is ask my mom if she wants anything for breakfast. Then I eat my delicious breakfast (which is usually waffles.) The fifth thing I do is brush my teeth and my thick, wavy hair. Then I flatten my beautiful dirty blond hair. The second to last thing is I get my adorable little sister, Gwendalynne, up and get her dressed in her cute clothes. Then I go to my babysitters house and she takes me to school.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Tae-Kwon-Do

     You should join tae-kwon-do. One reason is you can get really good exercise if you try. Another reason is you learn how to defend yourself. The third reason is you learn fragments of Korean. The second to last reason is your parents will swell up with pride when you take your tests. The last reason is it's super fun!
     Cool Facts About Tae-Kwon-Do:
     * TKD (tae-kwon-do) is from Korea
     * There is thirteen belts you can achieve (not including the ten degrees after black belt.)
     * TKD has been around for centuries

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Andre Agassi

     Andre Agassi is a phenomenal tennis player. He could serve a tennis ball on a full court by age two.
At thirteen he was sent to a tennis academy in Bradenton, Florida, run by Nick Bolletieri, who later became his coach. He won eight Grand Slam titles, as well as the "Career Grand Slam" for winning each of the four major tennis tournaments. Another phenomenal thing he has done is in 2001 he opened the Andre Agassi College Preparatory Academy in Las Vegas for disabled children. On the other hand he has annoyed tennis traditionalists by refusing to play at Wimbledon simply because of the events' dress code and the grass surfaces of its court. Another bad example is his disappointing losses continuing through 1998 and early 1999, but they failed to shake his focus on a comeback to the top-ten world ranking. My conclusion for his feeling for sports is he is very serious, loves it, and he is very good at sports. My conclusion for his personality is he is annoying and snotting, but generous.